Fortune Cookie

Sometimes fortune cookies say it the best, believe it or not:

-Don't let unexpected situations "throw" you.

I couldn't have said this any better, thank you little fortune cookie.

What I wasn't supposed to do:

I'm pretty positive I've mentioned this to everyone... and their mother. However, It has happened to be on my mind, again. There are a few things I told myself I would never do:

1. Live in Utah.
2. Go to a church school.
3. Get rid of my California plates.
4. Join a book club.
5. Own books, actually want to buy them, and actually like them (now don't get me wrong, I'm not my mother....or at least yet).
6. Consider someone in a "different light". This one has shocked me the most. 

etc...The list keeps growing. I find it funny that I keep proving myself wrong, Constantly. It's almost sickening.

So, yes. I've been included in a book club. We are currently reading President Monson's biography. I'm not very far in to the book, but I'm cool with it. I still find it weird that Wal Mart has an LDS book section. Only in Utah...or Idaho.

I finally got the bed! A solid oak queen size bed, that is.  It's amazing. I love how I was told that It wasn't heavy, it's very easy to assemble, and even easier to move by myself.  Yeah, that was SO wrong. I came to this realization when my bed was delivered. Two full size men were having difficulties carrying the headboard, just the headboard. Oh man. Buyers remorse? nope. not yet. I'm sure it will hit soon though.

We got a love sac. Hilarious. I don't know how we shoved it in Kara's car, or how we rolled it up the stairs. These things are massive.

Glenn comes home in 12 days! Ahhhh. I'm excited to fly home with Tegan and Emi. I think this may possibly be Tegan's first plane ride. So exciting.



I have quite a few crazy clients, I found out that one of them lives in my complex. Luckily, she still doesn't know what I look like. I try to avoid her whenever she comes in to the office. I can see myself seeing her at the pool, the hot tub, in the leasing office, working out, or just around the complex. That would be awkward. She would probably just want to talk trash about her ex.  

 I had to go to court today. It was incredibly nerve-wracking. Even more so when the Commissioner read my name from the judges seat. It also didn't help my nerves that the opposing counsel called me a liar in her  affidavit against me. Fun though. I got to know how the whole system works. I'm hoping that they don't call me back to testify. They just might.

Kara's brother is a little stud. I'm his wifey, and have been for the last couple of years. His music is amazing. We went to support him at one of his concerts. The venue was skeptical. We joked that we were pretty sure you could get herpes from the place. Anyway, it was still fun. He has an awesome band, and I'm sure he will go places with his music.  



I like men, and Tilapia.

It is perfectly normal for two heterosexual woman to live together and be roommates. Okay, Utah?

Example: When Kara and I were looking for apartments in Vegas, they always assumed that we were looking for one bedroom. "Umm, no. That will be two bedrooms". Understandable though, it's vegas, right?

but in Utah (of all places) we go grocery shopping together. This is perfectly normal. So this one time, It just so happened to be Valentines Day. While we were checking out,  Kara asked If I could put the groceries in my car, because she couldn't open her trunk (it was broken). The cashier turned to us and said: "Oh, do you have a Valentines day present in there"? but she was implying that we were Valentines, and the present was for me. Eww.

And it's totally normal that we are now on a cell phone family plan. It's cheaper that way. 

I need a man.

Anyway, my heterosexual roommate and I had tilapia tonight. I'm a fan, and it adds to my 2011 goal of eating more seafood, and trying new things.

 

Current Happenings:

1. I lost a bet to Kara.......hence:  "So you want to make out?" said the little 5'2" man.
2. The ducks we have were cute, at first. Now they are the most annoying thing, especially in the morning. I secretly want to run one over.
3. We got a microwave. We are moving up in the world.
4. I wore black nail polish today for the first time.
5. I went bed shopping with my friend, Derrick. I hope he didn't feel awkward. Everyone thought we were married. They asked him to lay down on the bed with me. Hah.
6. I purchased said bed. I don't get it until Thursday.
7. I got a new phone. I worked the system. The kid gave it to me for free, plus I get the $50 dollar rebate. Sucka.
8. I indexed over 1,000 names for the month of February. What now?

I'm not going to yield for this crossing, watch out ducks.